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A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone
<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !
by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009
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a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon
by beansinurapartment August 13, 2011
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