Douchemelon

A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone

<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !

by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009

douchemonk

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.

Dude you're such a douchemonk!

by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014

douchemonger

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

by Elix March 29, 2005

douchemonkey

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:

"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."

by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007

douchemongerer

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

DoucheMonger

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

by shmelenix October 24, 2009

douchemonster

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity

denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster

by tonidiocy February 16, 2009