Douchemelon
Douchemelon by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009
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douchemonk
A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
douchemonk by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
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douchemonger
1. A person who hordes used douches.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005
douchemonkey
someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family
:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
douchemonkey by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007
douchemongerer
One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.
That man is a douchemongerer.
douchemongerer by douchekiller. August 25, 2009
DoucheMonger
DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009
douchemonster
denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
douchemonster by tonidiocy February 16, 2009
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