Doucheronic 

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

Doucheronic by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

douchebolical 

To be both diabolical and a douche bag.

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger ‽

douchebolical by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 13, 2016

doucherific 

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

doucherific by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010

doucheroni 

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.

1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!

doucheroni by baltimoron March 11, 2008

douchenomics 

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).

"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."

douchenomics by bleech128 September 22, 2009

doucheronomy 

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.

David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy

doucheronomy by Douchebegone May 4, 2011

douchetronium bomb 

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.

dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.

douchetronium bomb by unclfrank July 9, 2010