Douchemood
Douchemood by Necrucifer October 21, 2010
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Douchemobile
A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
Douchemobile by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
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douchenoozle
A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011
douchemonk
A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
douchemonk by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
douchelord
1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004
douchemobile
1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
douchemobile by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009
douchemonger
1. A person who hordes used douches.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005
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