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Douchemood

A person who, at present time, has the attitude of a douchebag.
Scott: Ooookay
Ryan: Fine, don't believe me.
Scott: Don't be a douchemood, I believe you.
by Necrucifer October 21, 2010
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Douchemobile

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!
by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
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douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
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douchemonk

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
Dude you're such a douchemonk!
by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
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douchelord

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
that guy is one douchelord
by Nev October 29, 2004
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douchemobile

1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009
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douchemonger

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
by Elix March 29, 2005
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