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douchecoustic

A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.

Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
douchecoustic by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009

Doucheylicious 

A person who is a complete douche bag, yet remains utterly sexy because of a visually pleasing physique.
That doctor is being a total douche! True, but his amazing abs make him doucheylicious
Doucheylicious by ER Nurse July 24, 2011

Doucheilous 

something that is very douchey, or making you act/look douchey.
Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous

douchelingus 

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.
Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus
douchelingus by Asa P April 20, 2008

douchalicious 

When someone is acting especially douche like.
My professor was acting especially douchalicious today when he got all excited when talking about opera music.
douchalicious by -Court September 26, 2006

douchelicopter 

A Douche bag who would just continue to hover.
Wow, that salesman was a total douchelicopter
douchelicopter by georube November 4, 2011