douchefail

Someone who never would have been born if their mother hadn't douched immediately after sex/a product of genetically inherited stupidity.

She never uses her turn signal, what a douchefail.

by Wandering Hermit April 14, 2021

doucheballer

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.

That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.

by theonlyprof June 15, 2013

douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!

My ex-husband is a real douchebilly

by muleymomma February 2, 2010

Douchebility

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.

Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009

Douchefag

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.

Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?

by slamthevagina April 8, 2011

douchebagly

An action done in the behavior of a douchebag.

Beth thinks she can beat me to the punch on adding douchebagly to the urban dictionary. How douchebagly of her.

by Project Dan November 24, 2007