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douchbaggery 

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!
The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!
Urban Dictionary Merch

douchbaggery 

The act of commiting douche bag stunts when there is no cause nor reason except that the person commiting the act wants to be a epic douchebag.
i.e. skullfucking, multiple counts of fail, strawberry shortcake(look it up), cock slap

Man 1-"dude i just threw your xbox 360 off the balcony"

Man 2-"WTF why the hell did you do that?"

Man 1-"just for the hell of it"

Man 2-"I proclaim Douchbaggery on you faggot-cock!!!"
douchbaggery by kitkatover9000 August 20, 2010

douchbaggery 

Ostentatious display of affectation in its most conspicuous form; haughtiness without any diminutive regard to others; Provoking others with a habitually pompous attitude or disposition.
I love Kanye West and the creative aspects he's contributing within the rap game..
I just don't endorse his douchbaggery.
douchbaggery by GFTPSTA July 1, 2011

douchbaggery 

the factory where douche bags are made.
that asshole probably works at a douchbaggery
douchbaggery by kman kenny January 15, 2008

Douchbaggery 

Knowingly transferring STDs to a person
Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery
Douchbaggery by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017

Douchbaggery Mcgee

1) As an Inslut:
A douchebag to the extreme. its Insulting with a twist!

2) As funny:
Use in place of another word, to spice up your boring life.
1) "hey that guy cut me in line!.....what a Douchbaggery Mcgee"

2) "Douchbaggery Mcgee, I love you!"
Douchbaggery Mcgee by kookiecrips<3 November 13, 2011

douchebaggery 

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.
douchebaggery by wheezer04041966 April 13, 2008
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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