douchecosity 

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.

The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.

douchecosity by douchecosity November 9, 2011

douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

doucheosity 

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

Douchecity by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

doucheocity 

1- n.How much of a douche someone is
2- adj. to describe someone or something as being douchelike

Dude his doucheocity is off the charts!

Stealing your girl, man thats some serious doucheocity

doucheocity by IB Nerd August 17, 2008

doucharosity

a glorious and complete acheviement of ignorance

being very rude and inconciderate"he must have doucharosity in his family."

doucharosity by bigceeps April 3, 2009