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douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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doucheosity 

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.
Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.
doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

douchecosity 

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.
douchecosity by douchecosity November 9, 2011