doucheosity

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

douchiosity

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

Douchocity

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010

douchecosity

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.

The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.

by douchecosity November 9, 2011

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010