douch meister
douch meister by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010
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Douche Meister
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!
Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!
Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
Douche Meister by that guync30 May 27, 2010
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der douche meister
The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
der douche meister by speedshift September 16, 2014
douchemeister
A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.
My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!
Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
douchemeister by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 6, 2009
douchemeister
douchemeister by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005
douchemeister
Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
douchemeister by I C U P February 28, 2005
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