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Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."
by Matt May 13, 2005
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douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
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douche it up

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.
damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!
by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone (often a douche) to tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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Douche It

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"
by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013
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dough it out

to give out something, typically in reference to money

Originated from when gangsters in the 1920s went to Italian restaurants and payed money by hiding it in breadsticks. They would then hand out the breadsticks (baked dough) to people, hence "dough it out".

Some sources claim that Jesus also was the OG (original gangster) when he multiplied and then doughed out bread to the people. Moses also may have done this earlier with manna, but manna is questionably doughesque, so the credit mostly goes to Jesus. This comes from the Book of Dough that was excluded from the Bible during the Council of Trent due to its relation to the Jewish Mafia.
Daaamn, Patrick can really dough it out, he gave slaw to everyone.
by Atherial November 16, 2014
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