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A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.

My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!

Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!

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douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

That kids a total douchemeister

douchemeister by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005

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douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister

Mac & Josh are total douchemeisters.

douchemeister by I C U P February 28, 2005

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douchemonster

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity

denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster

douchemonster by tonidiocy February 16, 2009

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Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

Douche Meister by that guync30 May 27, 2010

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douchemaster

one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches

October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES

"F&^%N A-ROD! What a douchemaster."

douchemaster by Grampa foam May 13, 2005

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douchemiester

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him

woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

douchemiester by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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