douchemeister

A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.

My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!

Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!

by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 6, 2009

douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

That kids a total douchemeister

by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005

douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister

Mac & Josh are total douchemeisters.

by I C U P February 28, 2005

douchemonster

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity

denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster

by tonidiocy February 16, 2009

Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010

douchemaster

one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches

October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES

"F&^%N A-ROD! What a douchemaster."

by Grampa foam May 13, 2005

douchemiester

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him

woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011