1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in
truth they're worthless bottles of scented
water that often lead to vaginal infections.
2: like the product, a
guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in
truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.
The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.
Look at how
well dressed I am.
Look at how handsome I am.
Look at my awesome body.
I'm so much better than everyone else.
I'm a deeper thinker than others.
I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.
All women want me.
Any girl would be fortunate to have me.
And I'm such a modest person.
