douché! 

An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.

Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.

douché! by sweetjanijani December 1, 2011

Douche 

someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.

"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"

Douche by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013

Douche 

1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections.

2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.

The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.

Look at how well dressed I am.

Look at how handsome I am.

Look at my awesome body.

I'm so much better than everyone else.

I'm a deeper thinker than others.

I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.

All women want me.

Any girl would be fortunate to have me.

And I'm such a modest person.

Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!

Douche by American English Teacher June 9, 2021

Douche 

The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk

Sydney Smith is a douche

Douche by Whackjack June 6, 2010

douche 

A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.

douche by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009

douche 

Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.

That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.

douche by Lunck September 28, 2010

Douche 

A fucking odd person who likes to annoy the shit out of ppl and have pleasure abt it. They stand out alot due to their abnormalities and other things that ppl hate about them. Feel free to use this as an insult to those you fucking hate. Another word for a douche is nonce.

Dominic: I! Didn't! Eat! Your! CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Ray: Stfu you douche, I saw you.
Dominic: Fuck youuuuu! I didn't eat your cheese!!!!!

Douche by A-A 1 January 3, 2021