An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.
Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.
by sweetjanijani June 09, 2011
Accented E: pronounced dew/shay
Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."
Student: "Douché."
Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."
Student: "Douché."
by nom de plumb June 16, 2009
A combination of existing words 'touché' and 'douche'.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.
Example 1:
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."
Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."
Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."
by AbstractDoctrine February 19, 2011
Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.
(Combination of Douche and Touché.)
(Combination of Douche and Touché.)
by Zoltarr777 November 10, 2010
(doo-SHEY) an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder while simultaneously acknowledging that the person who said the remark is a douche for saying it.
Jim: I should've walked further to get to that restaurant.
Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.
Jim: Douché.
Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.
Jim: Douché.
by DarkRoom February 15, 2010
A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.
You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!
by bryanwn October 23, 2009
A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.
"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."
"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."
"Douché!"
"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."
"Douché!"
by bell hooks December 07, 2010