Definitions by sweetjanijani

douché! 

An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.

Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.

douché! by sweetjanijani December 1, 2011

cockednips 

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.

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cockednips by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010

pedovegifile 

A consumer of baby vegetables.

A pedovegifile is a person that requires more than a mere vegetable, he needs to consume it in it's "infancy" stage. Baby spinach, carrots, corn, and many other vegetables are picked before their prime to satisfy the desire of these vegetable purists.

pedovegifile by sweetjanijani April 5, 2010