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A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021

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The brown stuff that comes from ur asshole. In other and shorter words - shit.
Dayumm stop touching his shit!
Do you have a fetish for poop?
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021

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The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.

Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...

P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
Bruh DomSalum has 7-finger forehead.
by A-A 1 October 05, 2020

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A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A cookie hypes someone up once offered to the person that requires hyping up. A natural rival of a carrot.
Have a cookie🍪 please hype yourself.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021

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A fucking odd person who likes to annoy the shit out of ppl and have pleasure abt it. They stand out alot due to their abnormalities and other things that ppl hate about them. Feel free to use this as an insult to those you fucking hate. Another word for a douche is nonce.
Dominic: I! Didn't! Eat! Your! CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Ray: Stfu you douche, I saw you.
Dominic: Fuck youuuuu! I didn't eat your cheese!!!!!
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021

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The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).
Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021

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When ur hyper asf and jumping from app to app like ur spooderman.
Dayuuuumm I lost 3 calories by making my thumbs do app parkour!
by A-A 1 January 06, 2021

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