A combination of existing words 'touché' and 'douche'.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.
Example 1:
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."
Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."
Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."
by AbstractDoctrine February 19, 2011
Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.
(Combination of Douche and Touché.)
(Combination of Douche and Touché.)
by Zoltarr777 November 10, 2010
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion when a good or clever point made, usually in an extremely asshole-ish manner. and usually the expense of the person to which to comment is directed
-"no I don't want to eat at that restaraunt, it has a funky fish smell"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
by Kyndness February 05, 2010
by DouchebagL September 08, 2010
"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"
"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."
"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"
"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"
"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."
"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"
"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
by LWxxDark Wolf November 01, 2009
Douché (pronounced dou-shay) is an appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.
A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.
by semisemite April 04, 2014
Example1:
Trez: I went to the beach because I needed some sun.
Gweedo: Tanning bed's are quicker.
Trez: Douché, enjoy your cancer.
Example 2:
Trez: Yea I was talking to her at the party, she's got a great personality.
Guy: To bad she's fugly.
Trez: Douché.
Trez: I went to the beach because I needed some sun.
Gweedo: Tanning bed's are quicker.
Trez: Douché, enjoy your cancer.
Example 2:
Trez: Yea I was talking to her at the party, she's got a great personality.
Guy: To bad she's fugly.
Trez: Douché.
by ZomB Trez February 16, 2010