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ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

dosimetrist 

Dosimetrists are medical professionals who are responsible for designing individualized radiation therapy treatments and radiosurgeries for cancer patients. Dosimetrists have extensive knowledge in medical physics, radiation oncology (oncology: the study of cancer), radiobiology (biological effects generated from radiation), and human anatomy and physiology.

Medical dosimetrists who have passed the board exam (American Association of Medical Dosimetrists) are titled CMD (Certified Medical Dosimetrist).
Congrats John you just passed the board exam and you're now a board Certified Medical Dosimetrist!
dosimetrist by johnjohnjohnson January 23, 2010

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.
Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."
Decimeter peter by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

dometers 

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.
The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.
dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004
a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality
have you been to the local doemetery recently?
doemetery by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2019
a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality
have you been to the local doemetery recently?
doemetery by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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