dosimeter 

Something That is completely random

Wow that guy said something dosimeter

dosimeter by Johnstamos'sSon November 26, 2016

ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

dosimetrist 

Dosimetrists are medical professionals who are responsible for designing individualized radiation therapy treatments and radiosurgeries for cancer patients. Dosimetrists have extensive knowledge in medical physics, radiation oncology (oncology: the study of cancer), radiobiology (biological effects generated from radiation), and human anatomy and physiology.

Medical dosimetrists who have passed the board exam (American Association of Medical Dosimetrists) are titled CMD (Certified Medical Dosimetrist).

Congrats John you just passed the board exam and you're now a board Certified Medical Dosimetrist!

dosimetrist by johnjohnjohnson January 23, 2010

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

Decimeter peter by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

dometers 

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.

The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.

dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004

doemetery

a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality

have you been to the local doemetery recently?

doemetery by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2019

doemetery

a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality

have you been to the local doemetery recently?

doemetery by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020