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a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality
have you been to the local doemetery recently?
doemetery by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

Lady Demeter

I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!
Lady Demeter by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
(Del-a-TARY)

The fucking sweetest metal band.....ever
oh shit! is that deletery?
:shits twice and dies:
fuck ya it is.
Deletery by 6942042042069 June 7, 2009
Demeter (Ceres) is the sister of Zeus.
Demeter is the goddess of corn.

dometers 

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.
The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.
dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004