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a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality
have you been to the local doemetery recently?
doemetery by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

Lady Demeter

‘I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!
Lady Demeter by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
(Del-a-TARY)

The fucking sweetest metal band.....ever
oh shit! is that deletery?
:shits twice and dies:
fuck ya it is.
Deletery by 6942042042069 June 7, 2009
Demeter (Ceres) is the sister of Zeus.
Demeter is the goddess of corn.

dometers 

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.
The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.
dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004