dortal

A mental state of mind of being able to live free and create their own reality after accepting Jesus Christ

Thank God for Jesus Christ I am going to dortal today.

by Christ Follower May 3, 2013

Doral Academy Red Rock

Doral Academy Red Rock is a school located in the middle of fucking nowhere in the desert. The elementary school is perfectly fine but the “upper school” is nothing but horse shit. They only call it upper school cause they have no right to call it a middle school or high school because students don’t get the true experience they once saw in the movies. The teachers don’t give a shit at all and make you do springboard all day. At lunch you can only sit with 5 other people and can’t even use your phone. Each grade level 6-12 only has around 100 kids and it is broken down like this: 20 normal/cool kids, 20 special ed kids, 20 kids who actually give a shit about their grade (even though the teachers give no homework), 20 weeaboos/furries and around 20 kids who don’t talk and nobody likes them but they are only at doral cause their parents made them. To be honest parents saw the words “charter” and they thought it was a good school so they applied. The sports teams are decent but the coaches pick favorite players to play the whole game but the roster has over 40 kids cause it lowers everyone’s self esteem if they don’t make it on the doral team. The campus is good looking but the halls are so thin that no one can get to class in the two minutes they get because all the fatass kids take up the hallway and doral try’s to look like a school that they are obviously not. Overall this school sucks ass and every student wants to transfer out of it on their third month.

Doral Academy Red Rock student: I hate this school
Doral Academy Red Rock student 2: Same
*Both get citations*

by Lick.My.Ass.You.Faggot November 12, 2018

DERTAL

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".

"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."

by big.$ean August 22, 2023

Dorsal

When someones being a complete dumbass. mostly used in New Jersey.

"hey when's the 4th of july?" jae said

"ugh you're so dorsal" oli replied

by prettyfishie December 22, 2020

Doral Academy Middle School

Will make you want to hang your self with all the homework they give you. They take your phone for no fucking reason (Ms.Vega). They give you Saturday school for no reason.

Doral Academy Middle School makes me want to hang myself!

by Fucking student October 14, 2019

Doral Academy Middle School

Doral Academy is a school which is currently ruled by a testicle looking principal (bald). This is school is guarded by admin that will ass rape you so hard to not use your phone that even if they see that you have a phone in your pocket they’ll take it. Detentions and referrals are handed out like if they were fucking candy. Teachers give a shit load of hw even on holidays. Seeing a fight in this school practically impossible. Because of how deep in our assholes they have the school rules and consequences. - Dear Depressed student :)

Doral Academy Middle school is fucking hell.

by Really depressed Student 247 October 28, 2019

Dorvaling

The act of secretly masturbating amongst the presence of well-respected people.

Morgan caught Jane dorvaling in the cabin again...

by PhillyDisLonely January 4, 2014