dirtstache

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.

Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007

dirtstache

n. A layer of dirt on the upper lip and nose from riding dirt bikes/ATVs in a dusty region, particularly where the helmet does not cover the face.

I was riding behind you for miles, all that dust gave me the worst dirtstache!

by Milee B. June 1, 2013

dirt stache

(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.

Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

dirtstainedhoody

a very talented and creative artist and tiktoker!

1: have you've seen dirtstainedhoody on tiktok?

2: oh yeah! that really awesome and cool tiktoker?

1: yep, thats them! :D

by bed_t1m3 July 11, 2021

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

dorkstache

the kind of fuzzy dorky moustache frequently found on prepubescent dorks

wow that's the most impressive dorkstache i've ever seen !

by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009