A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.

-S.C.

1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl!
2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss
by Suechan January 23, 2007
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