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Dorkgasm 

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.
"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"
Dorkgasm by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006
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The chill of excitement that goes up your spine when experiencing a joyously geeky moment

A spasm of geeky delight
"You wouldn't believe the dorkasm I had the first time I saw the trailer for 'Lord of the Rings'"
dorkasm by P Berry August 17, 2004
An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.
I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.
Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

knock on the doorgasm 

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.
"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"
knock on the doorgasm by fattmatt September 23, 2013
Every dog has a spot on their body, that when pet or rubbed, causes one of their hind legs to flutter back and forth.
(While I rub behind my dog's right ear.) Honey, look at Harleigh, she's having a dogasm.
dogasm by JonDevin January 5, 2009

dormgasm 

The practice of keeping extremely quiet during sexual activity (either with a partner or alone), particularly during orgasm, due to the close proximity of one's roommate(s).
Because my roommates in the room next door were in, I had to keep the volume at dormgasm-level so as not to disturb them with my hot sex.
dormgasm by Jess the P1rate January 4, 2007