doogasm 

Also spelled doogasim for apparent reasons. Is the extreme release of the digested from the lower digestive track anally that leaves the body in a state of catatonic disarray and mental numbness momentarily after. A pure feeling of r physical and spiritual relief.

Wow Bill, you look refreshed today, yeah, I jus had the best doogasm evahhh... !

doogasm by TheIrishinjun January 2, 2021

Dougasm 

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

knock on the doorgasm 

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.

"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"

knock on the doorgasm by fattmatt September 23, 2013

dogasm 

Every dog has a spot on their body, that when pet or rubbed, causes one of their hind legs to flutter back and forth.

(While I rub behind my dog's right ear.) Honey, look at Harleigh, she's having a dogasm.

dogasm by JonDevin January 5, 2009

Doomgasm 

Orgasm like satisfaction directly resulting from one or multiple sources of ominous information.

Man, that thousand point dow drop just gave me a doomgasm.

Doomgasm by LATOC4LIFE May 20, 2010

doorgasm 

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

doorgasm by H.T.J April 7, 2005

Doomgasm 

Doomgasm (n)

What the preppers who have been camped out in their bunkers, monitoring the internet since 1999, sure that SOMETHING is about to happen, are currently experiencing.

I'm reading about this here Swine Flu/Monkey Rabies and I think I'm a-havin' a Doomgasm.

Giggity.

Doomgasm by GeneralisEMO April 28, 2009