dogasm 

Every dog has a spot on their body, that when pet or rubbed, causes one of their hind legs to flutter back and forth.

(While I rub behind my dog's right ear.) Honey, look at Harleigh, she's having a dogasm.

dogasm by JonDevin January 5, 2009

Dogasm 

When someone sees someone else's incredibly cute dog and uses any combination of the following noises or utterances such as; ohh, awwwww, ahh and higher pitched ohhhh. This is usually followed by an exlmation of "Oh how cute!" "Can I hold you?" "I want one," and "I love you!"

A girl walks by a cute puppy dog in a car window and says "Awwwwww, Ohhhh, He's so cute! She goes on and on and then shudders a little, thus having a dogasm.

Dogasm by SweetpeainSF January 22, 2010

Dogasm 

The look on a dog's face when a scratch given by a person is so intense it's leg begins to spasm.

My god Fido's having one hell of a dogasm.

Dogasm by Bofern November 27, 2012

Dogasm 

An overly enthusiastic display of affection by a dog toward its owner or another person

Every time we come home from work, Rusty has a dogasm all over the furniture, floor, and our pants.

Dogasm by lipsfan April 16, 2011

Dogsmack 

A slang word interchangeable with "bullshit." It basically means: u my dog, but u should get smacked for sayin' that shit

Guy 1:"nigga tupac aint shit compared to soulja boy nah mean?"

Guy 2: "nah nigga thats fuckn dogsmack nigga, eat a dick"

Dogsmack by Small Jizzam Unclean Mean May 16, 2010

dogism 

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

Dougasm 

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010