doffus

An idiot.

A klutz.

Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.

by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005

doffus

*doofus

I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.

by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016

Doofus

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

diffuser

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.

Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.

by jettt December 1, 2006

Doofus Comedy

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

by Robopoet February 27, 2010

Diffusentration

An alert but passive state of attention.

My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

by Fearless Inquirer November 2, 2010

diffusilated

to have different emotions at the same time

"im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"

by Chrys823 May 2, 2009