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An idiot.

A klutz.
Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.
doffus by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005
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I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.
doffus by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016
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A very weird and stupid person
Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

diffuser 

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.
Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.
diffuser by jettt December 1, 2006

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

Diffusentration 

An alert but passive state of attention.
My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

diffusilated 

to have different emotions at the same time
"im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"
diffusilated by Chrys823 May 2, 2009
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