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Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.
You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.
dooless by J. Walt February 13, 2007
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doofessor 

A college professor who also happens to be a total doofus, and vice versa.
"Bro you got a doofessor teaching that class"
"That prof doesn't know shit, he's a doofessor"
doofessor by KingofArt89 August 26, 2020
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Slang term used for marijuana, Started as I-5 weed slang.
Hey man, you got any doolers?
doolers by Bobby April 24, 2005
.An alcoholic drink (21%) wich tastes toffee
.Produced in Germany and shipped to many countries
.Exists in 700 ml bottle 350 ml bottle and 6 bottles á 50 ml
this tastes good!
yep it's dooleys
dooleys by .davve February 23, 2007
After a lot of domless sex, he had to get an AIDS test.
domless by your mum's face March 4, 2008

Dogless December 

Dogless December or No Dog December is a challenge for all of December to not eat dog.
Hey Wang have you failed dogless December ?

Wang : no I haven't failed yet
Dogless December by PuRe_Sweats December 4, 2019
"that company is dotless"
dotless by cos January 28, 2004
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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