dooju

Free therapy unless you're a kiddy diddler

Oh hello dooju could you please help me with my problems

dooju: yes

dooju by sbf forever July 5, 2024

Doofus 

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

doogums 

Affectionate name for a dog, also commonly written as d00gums.

"My doogums is way cuter than your doogums lol!!!!!!"

doogums by Mundi and Holly July 28, 2005

Doojin 

Pooping and smoking a doobie at the same time.

yesterday, i was doojin for about an hour in the bathroom at my girlfriends.

Doojin by Abby And Sam May 4, 2009

Take A Count Dooku 

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"

Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku

Take A Count Dooku by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009

Dooji 

Dooji is an west african term for heroin, usually tar smoked off of foil.

I just got some dooji and I'm about to get high as shit

Dooji by corvid January 12, 2015