"I just bought a bunch of 30mw green laser pointers from China for practically nothing!! I've discovered a way to construct cheap lightsabers that I'm going to sell on Ebay!! Dude... We're going to make Dooku bucks here. We're going to have Princess Leias all over this place... I promise."
"Bantha Fodder. Those lasers don't have IP filters. They'll blind any Padawan clouded enough to use them."
The one who, under the influence of the evil Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Sidious, got all of the big, feeling disenfrancised corporations together to create a droid army known as the Confederacy of Independant Systems (CIS). He was born on Sereno and died aboard General Grievous' battle cruiser by Anakin Skywalker in a scissor motion with lightsabers.
Dooku: "Master Kenobi, I'm disappointed in you. Yoda holds you in such high esteem."
The two of them: *striking and parrying one another's strikes*
Dooku: "Surely you can do better!"
London Symphony Orchestra: *plays dark music as Obi-Wan gets beat down*
As stated by U-God of the Wu-Tang Clan on MTV cribs, dooku is an ultimate reward or achievement. While interviewed, U-God takes MTV to his balcony and by referring to the scenic view he states, "This is the DOOKU. This is the beauty where all the hard work pays off".