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Doomgasm 

Doomgasm (n)

What the preppers who have been camped out in their bunkers, monitoring the internet since 1999, sure that SOMETHING is about to happen, are currently experiencing.
I'm reading about this here Swine Flu/Monkey Rabies and I think I'm a-havin' a Doomgasm.

Giggity.
Doomgasm by GeneralisEMO April 28, 2009

DOOMgasm 

Feeling of extreme satisfaction, akin to an orgasm, you experience when listening to beats or lyrics by the masked villain, MF DOOM.
“Man I was just listening to Beef Rapp again. That's some certified dope shit. DOOMgasm!"

knock on the doorgasm 

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.
"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"
knock on the doorgasm by fattmatt September 23, 2013

dormgasm 

The practice of keeping extremely quiet during sexual activity (either with a partner or alone), particularly during orgasm, due to the close proximity of one's roommate(s).
Because my roommates in the room next door were in, I had to keep the volume at dormgasm-level so as not to disturb them with my hot sex.
dormgasm by Jess the P1rate January 4, 2007

doorgasm 

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.
I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.
doorgasm by H.T.J April 7, 2005
The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, brought on by Dominic Monaghan
"Domgasms are always gouch-tastic!"
domgasm by Vehura March 10, 2004