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Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.
That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.
Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020
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Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
dooh by Extremityman October 17, 2023
A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.
That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!
Dooch by Otee June 19, 2019
a person from Dumfries Scotland. Got the name from towns more north than dumfries because people from dumfries say am gan doon hame
Look at that doonhamer
doonhamer by Jack Laidlaw October 9, 2006

tatt-dooed 

To have one, or many tattooes; to have one's body done up in tatts
A person is unofficially "tatt-dooed" the moment they get their first tattoo, regardlesx of the size or location.
tatt-dooed by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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