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DongAlong 

A weener AKA Dick Penis Cock a long dick
Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd
DongAlong by SickleCell January 6, 2004

Humangalong Dongalong 

A Humangalong Dongalong (hu-mun-guh-long donga-long) is another word for a joint, spliff, doobie, etc. and is largely considered as one of the most fun things to say
Hey Otto, wanna strap up another humangalong dongalong?

Otto: hell yeah dude, would love to
Humangalong Dongalong by LilJabba February 9, 2022

DeShlonging 

DeShlonging, (DÄ“ Sh lon ging)

Verb, to tuck away any unwanted or stubborn solidified manhood, ie: typically a morning action where by a...most often... male hopes to avoid an awkward entry to a morning meeting or lecture hall.
Possibly on the way out of House Zeta Epsilon "What's the matter Mike?,' 'Nah it's nothing man I'm just stopping some mornin wood, I'm DeShlonging this bitch."
Or
"Dude, last night was low key totally lit I mean dude Jessica was all over me' 'She wanted it?" "Yea man she was hella turnt so I just seized the chance to get de shlonged, it was dope
DeShlonging by The director 818 December 9, 2015

dontschlonger

When you tell a friend not to sleep with a certain girl.
Hey bro, that girl's got the herp, dontschlonger.
dontschlonger by Wild Unicorn November 21, 2013

dongilongi 

A Dongilongi is a person of Tongan decent.
Why is that guy dancing outside the Krispee Kreme drive thru? Must be a Dongilongi!!
dongilongi by okuuuurt_skrtskrt September 23, 2018

Dongelong 

Someone who does something very stupid and dumb.
Joh shes an dongelong
Dongelong by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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