DeShlonging

DeShlonging, (Dē Sh lon ging)

Verb, to tuck away any unwanted or stubborn solidified manhood, ie: typically a morning action where by a...most often... male hopes to avoid an awkward entry to a morning meeting or lecture hall.

Possibly on the way out of House Zeta Epsilon "What's the matter Mike?,' 'Nah it's nothing man I'm just stopping some mornin wood, I'm DeShlonging this bitch."
Or
"Dude, last night was low key totally lit I mean dude Jessica was all over me' 'She wanted it?" "Yea man she was hella turnt so I just seized the chance to get de shlonged, it was dope

DeShlonging by The director 818 December 9, 2015

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Deshalonging

to jack off to a picture of an ugly girl

Yo i was deshalonging 2 bertha's pic.

Deshalonging by Josh Mullen February 1, 2007

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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