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sucks donkey dick 

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Dominican Donkey Dick 

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

donkey dick land 

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.
Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
Donkey Dick by ColdMike October 9, 2012

Donkey Dick

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't
Donkey Dick by wt57 July 25, 2017

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
donkey dick by Gnizzo December 28, 2005