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Dominican Donkey Dick
Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.
Dominican Donkey Dick by White American Girl August 4, 2022
donkey dick land
A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.
donkey dick land by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009
Donkey Dick
A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Donkey Dick by ColdMike October 9, 2012
Donkey Dick
Donkey Dick by wt57 July 25, 2017
donkey dick
a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
donkey dick by Gnizzo December 28, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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