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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

donkfest 

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.
I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!
donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014

the dinkles 

He is the Beginning and the End. Alpha & Omega. The singular avatar of all that is truly awesome in this life. On this plane of existence we see his great, deeds, adventures and journeys as he uses the name Tyrion Lannister of Westeros, some know him quite well as the talented actor Peter Dinklage, but to the rest of the universe, who gaze upon his greatness with love intimidation and awe, he is known as The Dinkles
Guy 1: Can't nobody kill The Dinkles!

Guy 2: The Dinkles is my jam, my jelly, my peanut butter and my peanuts

Guy1: The Dinkles!!!

Guy 2: Dinkles Tho!!!

Both: DINKLES IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Both men sacrifice themselves by jumping out the Moondoor of The Vale as a sacrifice to the might and majesty of The Dinkles
the dinkles by FreeRod April 4, 2016

Dankless 

"How could you be so dankless?"
Dankless by J. Pads October 5, 2009

Dinklestien 

people who are violently addicted to risk of rain.
Oh that zane! He is such a little dinklestien.
Dinklestien by dinklestien September 17, 2021

Kadonka Dankles 

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.
Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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