donkfest 

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.

I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!

donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014

The DolkFest 

Your boss comes into your office and sits on your knee because there are no empty seats. Half way through his lecture, he starts to rub his anus up and down on your knee cap in ectasy. Up and Down. When he starts to get comfy, stand up quickly, slap him in the face with the right and uppercut his sack with the left. While he is falling over, you say "welcome to the dolkfest"

I gave my boss the dolkfest today, it was so amazing!!

The DolkFest by shazzam100009 January 4, 2010

dorkfest 

A gathering of nerds or goofs going to that special outing.
The indecisive mumblings of a group of twits.

Several people chuckled at the dorkfest on their way in to see
Ernest gets a circumcision.

dorkfest by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

dankfest 

Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09

Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.

dankfest by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009

Dinkfest 

When one has Breakfast at Dinner time. It can involve waffles, bacon, hash browns, french toast, eggs of any kind.
(Or Cereal if one is lacking in ingredients/imagination)

(known to the lame as 'brinner' - Do not accept any substitutions.)

"Hey, it's 9pm, anybody want some bacon?"

"Yes! Dinkfest time!"

Dinkfest by Jessie_Og February 10, 2010

dorkfest 

a person who randomly runs into stationary objects and falls downs stairs due to poor reaction time and lack of brain activity

Kari accidently ran into the box in the hallway then fell down the stairs, bruising her knees and making herself look like a complete dorkfest.

dorkfest by sjwatson March 19, 2008

dorkfest 

a person who randomly runs into stationary objects and falls downs stairs due to poor reaction time and lack of brain activity

Kari accidently ran into the box in the hallway then fell down the stairs, bruising her knees and making herself look like a complete dorkfest.

dorkfest by sjwatson March 19, 2008