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Dankless 

Without dank. used to describe somehting which lacks coolness, or goodness.
thats so dankless
get this dankless kid out of here
Dankless by NoButton May 16, 2007

Dankness 

the dankness, or superdank, is the stickiest of the icky, the craziest of the haziest, dope, delicious, dankness.
(cough, cough), hahahahahah, damn, this shit is the dankness
Dankness by vagina coastguard December 28, 2005

Kadonka Dankles 

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.
Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!

Dankness 

a measurement of how dank a meme is.
Damn, that was an illegal amount of dankness in that sanic meme
Dankness by The shreky meme master October 17, 2017

Diggity-Dankness 

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.
Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness
Diggity-Dankness by Dj Puck October 14, 2004

IB Dankness 

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)
“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
IB Dankness by literallystfu August 26, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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