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Dankless 

"How could you be so dankless?"
Dankless by J. Pads October 5, 2009
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Dankless 

Without dank. used to describe somehting which lacks coolness, or goodness.
thats so dankless
get this dankless kid out of here
Dankless by NoButton May 16, 2007

Dankness 

the dankness, or superdank, is the stickiest of the icky, the craziest of the haziest, dope, delicious, dankness.
(cough, cough), hahahahahah, damn, this shit is the dankness
Dankness by vagina coastguard December 28, 2005

Kadonka Dankles 

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.
Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!

Dankness 

a measurement of how dank a meme is.
Damn, that was an illegal amount of dankness in that sanic meme
Dankness by The shreky meme master October 17, 2017

Diggity-Dankness 

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.
Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness
Diggity-Dankness by Dj Puck October 14, 2004

IB Dankness 

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)
“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
IB Dankness by literallystfu August 26, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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