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Donkeyfuck 

Verb: to intentionally or ignorantly make someone else's job harder
I would've finished earlier if Scott didn't keep donkeyfucking me!
Donkeyfuck by PetShop April 27, 2017
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donkeyfuck 

When one uses another's cigarette or cigar, to light their own while both are still in their own respective mouths.
Hey John, I don't have a lighter for my cigarette, let me donkeyfuck yours.
donkeyfuck by jezzeballe October 7, 2008

Dookenfuck 

Fucking someone with your pants still on.
Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances
#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...


Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

Donkey fuck fail 

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .
Donkey fuck fail by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

monkeyfuck 

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck
monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

donkey-fuck vagina 

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.
Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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