Donkeyfuck

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Verb: to intentionally or ignorantly make someone else's job harder

I would've finished earlier if Scott didn't keep donkeyfucking me!

Donkeyfuck by PetShop April 27, 2017

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donkeyfuck

When one uses another's cigarette or cigar, to light their own while both are still in their own respective mouths.

Hey John, I don't have a lighter for my cigarette, let me donkeyfuck yours.

donkeyfuck by jezzeballe October 7, 2008

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Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

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Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances

#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...

Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

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Donkey fuck fail

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

Donkey fuck fail by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

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monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

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donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.

Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

donkey-fuck vagina by Hannah Whatsername July 2, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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