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donkey whore 

An affectionate term used when certain females do good things. To outside observers, they assume that you are being degrading, but used in true form, its all outta love. You can also be promoted up through the ranks, starting out as a whore, then becoming a donkey whore, and then move onto donkey whorser, which is a combination of a whore and a loser.
Casey and Missy retained their donkey whore elite status by coming to drop-in hockey tonight.
donkey whore by mdfox14 November 8, 2008
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Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore 

A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.
Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.

Where is the donkey tied

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard

Donkeywhoremelon

A dumb slut that looks like a donkey.
Has huge teeth, and a huuuuuge forehead.
lies about being a virgin.
May have been preggo once.
No real friends.
Nasally voice, snorts when they talk.
No one really likes them.
"Lydia Follmar is such a donkeywhoremelon."

"Ikr?"

donkeywhore 

One who loves to lick the anus of any living animal
Dan Brooks is a fucking donkeywhore
donkeywhore by anonymous October 21, 2003

Where da donkeys 

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)
Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)
Where da donkeys by wheredadonks August 29, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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