When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.