Cat Herder

An older, single flight attendant. Typically they only fly day trips because they need to get home to feed their menagerie of cats and birds.

That cat herder is a typical cart donkey.

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

sourdough nibbler

1. A type of pretzel.
2. Men who perform felatio on ladies with yeast infections.

Bob loves it when Nan has a yeast infection. He's a real sourdough nibbler.

by Hardlow June 17, 2024