by FUCKHEAD GNAT February 01, 2019
The most sophisticated and advanced fish in the ocean blue. A large spherical pearl white orb known as the “nutte sack” connected to its primary abdomen. Roughly 67% of its body mass is comprised of this “sack”. Able to reproduce at a rapid pace with hella accurate baby sniping. Perhaps the greatest evolutionary tactic in the animal kingdom, the ability to acquire hella bitches, is a trait of the Dongfish.
by Totally not Dongfish February 25, 2021