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horngus

Belongs to a Dongfish. Attached to the scrungle with a dill sack. (nutte sack)
The horngus is soft and plush.
by dissapointing-your-mother October 29, 2018
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horngus

A fake wikipedia page based on the real page for "Aristotle's biology."
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).
The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).
by Bbb23’s left testicle January 2, 2022
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Horngus of a Dongfish

Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Him: Are you high???
by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025
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horngum

A head butt, ramming someone with your bare head. Derived from the idea that a toothless individual has to gum their food, therefore a hornless individual would have to "gum" someone when head butting them.
Don went charging through the mall like a bull horngumming people at random until security came and removed him.
by Budgie Ramone December 26, 2011
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hornfused

When you are so hungover that you want to die, yet simultaneously so horny you could drill through the mattress, & your body doesn'the know how to handle it....that's "hornfused"!
"Baby I want you so bad, my cock is like a piece of steel, but I am about to die from this hangover. I am soooo Hornfused!?!
by Pringles & Pieces January 22, 2016
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Hongus

"how was your date with Tyrone?"
"Oh it was great. He had a Hongus."
by hotfatdogs February 27, 2016
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hornused

the feeling of incredibly amusement and hornyness at the same time.
while playing strip poker, i became hornused
by adam January 1, 2005
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