horngus
horngus by dissapointing-your-mother October 29, 2018
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horngus
A fake wikipedia page based on the real page for "Aristotle's biology."
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).
horngus by Bbb23’s left testicle January 2, 2022
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Horngus of a Dongfish
Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Him: Are you high???
Him: Are you high???
Horngus of a Dongfish by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025
horngum
A head butt, ramming someone with your bare head. Derived from the idea that a toothless individual has to gum their food, therefore a hornless individual would have to "gum" someone when head butting them.
Don went charging through the mall like a bull horngumming people at random until security came and removed him.
horngum by Budgie Ramone December 26, 2011
hornfused
When you are so hungover that you want to die, yet simultaneously so horny you could drill through the mattress, & your body doesn'the know how to handle it....that's "hornfused"!
"Baby I want you so bad, my cock is like a piece of steel, but I am about to die from this hangover. I am soooo Hornfused!?!
hornfused by Pringles & Pieces January 22, 2016
Hongus
Hongus by hotfatdogs February 27, 2016
hornused
while playing strip poker, i became hornused
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