dongbone

DONGBONE is English slang for the penis / todger / pecker / one-eyed-trouser-snake / wee willy weiner. The name probably springs from the often discussed (and false) belief that the human member contains a bone which allows it to become errect.

MINGER: Wow, look at that amazingly fit bird, I'm going to ask her to touch my dongbone!
AMAZINGLY FIT BIRD: I'd rather eat the scabs off a dead leper's back.

by Suave G July 5, 2006

DongBonger

A DongBonger is one who is obsessed with punching Ginger peoples genitals

Jimmy is such a DongBonger.

by Serious Bitch October 23, 2017

mushroom dogbone

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.

Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.

by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 8, 2013

dogbone

Thing (project, item, etc.) that is uncompletable or undoable for any number of reasons. Like a dog that would bury his bone in the yard and forget about it.

That project is just a dogbone!

Go work on those dogbones, they need to get completed. They have been in production for more than 6 months now!

by Franky Baby May 12, 2006

Dongbonging

(Verb) - The act of filling your bong with microwaved pizza, then proceeding to have intercourse with the mouth tube of the bong.

"YO don't hit that! I heard Mike used it for dongbonging."
"OOOOOHHHHHHH! Thanks dude."
"No problem."

by Andyreas456 December 20, 2013

Dogbone

Pronounced “dug-bon” Used as a way to greet people, you call your friends “dogbone” much like you would call them “dawg” although dogbone is normally more endearing and special than “dawg”

Whats happenin dogbone ain’t seen you in time

by Whatsgwanin June 14, 2019

Dogbone

To whom it may concern,
"Dogboning" is the subtle, yet powerful art of holding one's testicles and phallus together with a firm grasp in what is otherwise known as a jelqing position in order to achieve maximum physical potential.

It is strongly recommended that one should compliment his urinal adversary with a firm and thoroughly grasped dogbone.

by Adona1 December 6, 2015