dogbone

Thing (project, item, etc.) that is uncompletable or undoable for any number of reasons. Like a dog that would bury his bone in the yard and forget about it.

That project is just a dogbone!

Go work on those dogbones, they need to get completed. They have been in production for more than 6 months now!

by Franky Baby May 12, 2006

Dogbone

Pronounced “dug-bon” Used as a way to greet people, you call your friends “dogbone” much like you would call them “dawg” although dogbone is normally more endearing and special than “dawg”

Whats happenin dogbone ain’t seen you in time

by Whatsgwanin June 14, 2019

Dogbone

To whom it may concern,
"Dogboning" is the subtle, yet powerful art of holding one's testicles and phallus together with a firm grasp in what is otherwise known as a jelqing position in order to achieve maximum physical potential.

It is strongly recommended that one should compliment his urinal adversary with a firm and thoroughly grasped dogbone.

by Adona1 December 6, 2015

mushroom dogbone

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.

Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.

by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 8, 2013

doggone

A politically correct deviation of the expression "goddamn". Mainly used in the southern United States.

Get every doggone Greyhound bus line in the country and get their asses moving to New Orleans. -New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, September 1st, 2005.

by Croupier September 21, 2005

dogmoney

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.

Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.

by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.

How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.

by godyenom May 15, 2021