by Plpzlol September 3, 2015
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021
Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
by LilSteph March 1, 2018
When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
by DrRobot September 6, 2015
by WM43 July 14, 2011