DONGBONE is English slang for the penis / todger / pecker / one-eyed-trouser-snake / wee willy weiner. The name probably springs from the often discussed (and false) belief that the human member contains a bone which allows it to become errect.
MINGER: Wow, look at that amazingly fit bird, I'm going to ask her to touch my dongbone!
AMAZINGLY FIT BIRD: I'd rather eat the scabs off a dead leper's back.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.