dongboard

A penis shaped longboard.

A friend rides a dongboard instead of a regular longboard.

by MrStupid November 12, 2018

dongbar

An armbar applied by Donk Sik Yoon and is rumored to be taught to him by God who, momentarily, found himself caught in one and was obliged to tap. The DongBar is rumored to be stronger than the Ricksonbar.

Person 1:Dude, did you see the Dongbar last night?

Person 2: I tried but the awesomeness blinded me for several seconds.

by kakalukia November 15, 2007

longboarding

a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph

longboarding ig great! everyone shud get a longboard

by steve! April 18, 2005

Donglord

A person who simply is the master of all things penis.

Jeez man, Steve is a goddamn Donglord...

by Diggle Dude April 5, 2017

longboarders

people who ride longboards

Joe: Who are those guys?
Bob: Those are the longboarders

by Swag Master Jay June 3, 2013

mongboard

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.

Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.

by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008

longboard

a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.

a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius

"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"

by akary May 6, 2005