northshore mountain biking

a discipline of mountain biking originated in vancouver's north shore. northshore riding takes place in the woods, on elevated, often extremely narrow wooden constructs such as "adirondack ladders" and "hamster wheels." a typical northshore bike has 6.5" travel front and rear, 26" wheels, and beartrap pedals.
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smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums
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longboard

a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.

a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius
"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"
by akary May 06, 2005
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chuck norris

a half cherokee, half irish martial artist and all around badass.
it takes chuck norris 49 muscles to smile, but only 2 to kill
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Akary

The girl of your dreams. Beautiful, super caring, and will always make you laugh. Very social, and loves to make new friends. The type of girl who thinks she isn’t good at something, but ends up being incredible. Any guy would be in a fight to get an Akary. Sometimes crazy, but once you get to now her she will open up. An Akary will always give you the best advice.
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“I just meet this girl named Akary, she’s so awesome.”
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urban mountain biking

very much like street BMX biking, but with a good quality, fullsize bicycle. urban mountain bikes have front-fork suspension and a hardtail, with a low-clearance top-tube and low seat. its an action sport with a small number of devoted practicioners who are recognizable by their deeply pocked, purple shins, tolerance, friendliness, maverick mentality, and sexy, athletic build.
-what is there to do in vancouver?
-go urban mountain biking!
by akary January 30, 2006
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shtook

fuck
more mild and less well known
from the german homonym
past tense-shtuck
my shtook buddy
he shtuck her
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