akary's definitions

longboard

a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.

a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius

"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"

by akary May 6, 2005

chuck norris

a half cherokee, half irish martial artist and all around badass.

it takes chuck norris 49 muscles to smile, but only 2 to kill

by akary May 25, 2006

smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums

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by akary October 19, 2004

baseplate

the part of a skateboard truck that contacts the deck.

"turny baseplate geometry causes speed wobbles and so doesn't work for bombing"

by akary May 6, 2005

Akary

The girl of your dreams. Beautiful, super caring, and will always make you laugh. Very social, and loves to make new friends. The type of girl who thinks she isn’t good at something, but ends up being incredible. Any guy would be in a fight to get an Akary. Sometimes crazy, but once you get to now her she will open up. An Akary will always give you the best advice.

“Man I need to get myself an Akary.”

“I just meet this girl named Akary, she’s so awesome.”

by Akary March 29, 2020

urban mountain biking

very much like street BMX biking, but with a good quality, fullsize bicycle. urban mountain bikes have front-fork suspension and a hardtail, with a low-clearance top-tube and low seat. its an action sport with a small number of devoted practicioners who are recognizable by their deeply pocked, purple shins, tolerance, friendliness, maverick mentality, and sexy, athletic build.

-what is there to do in vancouver?
-go urban mountain biking!

by akary January 30, 2006

dog

an outlet of affection for a childless woman. often dressed up and pampered like a baby in lieu of an actual kid.

what to buy mum before you go off to uni.

roomie 1--my damn mother can't go an hour without calling me!

roomie 2--get her a puppy dog.

by akary March 23, 2007