dogway

Highways with very low speed limits like 50 km/h, especially the ones that have alot of traffic lights and traffic jams and / or grid lock and was proposed as a freeway but got stopped due to NIMBYism. Some would be Provincial Highways in The City of Vancouver (BC) like route 1A/99A, 7A, 7, 99, 1A/99.

I got peshed and raced my car at 2 in the morning down the dogway at 320km/h!

HOLY SHIT Vancouver has alot of dogways!

dogway by nimbys_suck May 18, 2003

Dogwarts

In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?

If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.

Dogwarts by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022

Dogwank 

Something bad, or something that doesn't perform as espected.

My new phone is absolute dogwank. It's useless.

Dogwank by Boniitti May 19, 2018

Dogwater 

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater?

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

Dogwater by skylarinnit January 21, 2021

dogwank 

The word 'dogwank' defines to a persons' skill in a specific activity of their choice. In this case, dogwank means really, quite tragic, diabolical, you name it, anything bad.

when someone plays football and messes up almost every time attempting a skill move e.g a roulette, " Mate, His skills are absolute dogwank!!"

dogwank by jacobdmay July 7, 2017

dogwarts

A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.

Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:

dogwarts by fatmanslender August 22, 2022

Dogwalking 

Dragging the fuck out of a bitch

Damn Jenn! She was dogwalking that hoe!

Dogwalking by Kortney Fields February 6, 2017